my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

"Starting out, I bet I didn’t get a lot of parts because of my strange voice. I’m not consciously thinking, ‘Hey, sound like a squeaky dog toy mixed with a bag full of rusty nails.’ It’s just what my voice has done."


*rubs eyes*

*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*



guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

"Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul."
Charlie Chaplin in a letter to his daughter, Geraldine. (via bohemianspirit)


holy fucking shit


how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary